Another day, another NFL player arrested.

But it’s not quite what you think.

Not DUI, not drugs, not domestic violence.

Apparently Buffalo Bills FB Corey McIntyre was trying to paint a woman’s house off-white, the hard way.

By masturbating…allegedly.

Seems the homeowner, a 59 year old woman, was sitting at her computer around 8:30 am, when she heard a knock at the window.  Upon looking out the window, the woman claims she saw a man spanking the monkey.

She described the early morning masturbator as being about 5 ft 10 in tall, and in his 20′s, with dreadlocks, a muscular build, a blue hoodie, and black shorts with a white spot on front (OK, I made that last part up).

Police found a man matching that description, and the woman recognized the purple helmet shiner as one Corey McIntyre.

Not surprisingly, McIntyre denies the allegations, and his agent Brett Tessler maintains his client is innocent.

Either way, Corey McIntyre, like Kramer, is out of the contest…

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