Danica Patrick is hot…for a race car driver.

Alright, she’s hot…period.

And like a lot of guys, I occasionally type “Danica Patrick” and “boobs” into a Google search…for research purposes only.

Last time I did so, I came across a rather unusual TV ad, with the lovely Danica, and, um, some “boobs.”

Now that your interest is piqued, here’s the commercial…

Be careful what you wish for.  I apologize if you threw up in your mouth a little after that.

Props to Boost Mobile for a clever, albeit incredibly disturbing, ad.

I never want to watch that again.  Ever.