So you’re still recovering from a hip injury, you’ve gone 0 for your last 15, and your manager has just benched you for 2 games in Florida against the Marlins, which is kind of a kick in the ass since it is a homecoming of sorts.
What do you do…what do you do?
If you’re the image conscious, “I make $200,000 a game” Alex Rodriguez, well, you party it up with Goldie Hawn’s precocious daughter Kate Hudson–until 2:30 a.m.
And this ain’t the wine and cheese, let’s watch a crappy foreign film party either. We’re talking the making out like horny high school kids, giving your man a lapdance at an all you can eat buffet kind of Saturday night partying.
Nice.
From the Miami Herald…
Yes, yes Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson partied at the Fontainebleau following A-Rod’s benchwarming during the Yankees and the Marlins game Friday night. According to our tattle, the duo wanted to be seen and were they ever, pawing and prodding each other like Kevin Federline at an all you can eat buffet. Says our source, the duo was ”all over each other at Blade where they were sucking face for like an hour without coming up for air.” The snitch also tells us Hudson was acting like “an out of control teenager, giving A-Rod what seemed to be a lapdance.” We hear Hudson’s mom Goldie Hawn isn’t too thrilled about her daughter’s behavior lately either but from what we understand, it was all just a giddy girl acting all, uh, juiced up over her man. What’s the big deal?
What’s the big deal indeed? Really though, if it were me, and Kate Hudson wanted to make out with me and rub her body all over me, there’s no way I’d say no–so why would A-Rod.
And if you’re wondering about the K-Fed reference…beats the hell out of me. Poor K-Fed–born white trash, married to white trash, will always be white trash.
Back to Rodriguez though, he says the criticism he gets about his off-field indiscretions bothers him. Yet he continues to act like a public relations nightmare for his image and the Yankees organization.
At least Hudson and A-Rod can plan their lap dance nights a little better, now that Rodriguez will get one day off a week for the next month or so. [Sports by Brooks]
