Remember when that Red Sox fan, in an attempt to curse the new Yankee Stadium, hid a David Ortiz jersey in some newly poured concrete.
Remember the outcry by Yankees fans, and the great show put on for the cameras as the jersey was removed, while at the same time restoring dignity to the New York franchise.
Remember how retarded it all seemed.
Well, revenge is a dish best served cold…and stupid…and pointless.
Ian Ferris, a transplanted New Yorker now residing in Burlington, Vermont, found a way to exact retribution during a Phish concert held at Fenway Park last week.
Ferris snuck a package of genuine “Authentic New York Yankee Grass Seed” that a buddy had purchased (for $20) into the concert and spread the Kentucky Bluegrass seeds somewhere between first base and the Bosox dugout.
Suck on that Red Sox fans. In that spot will grow grass–New York Yankees grass–that will be indistinguishable from the rest of the grass. Which will make the whole thing seem kind of pointless.
Unless birds eat the seed–which they most undoubtedly will do. Then it just becomes retarded. [Boston Herald]
Update: As is typical with Red Sox fans caught up in the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry, a Boston sports website has responded to the Ian Ferris story with an expletive filled open letter to Mr. Ferris pointing out his poor horticultural skills. Other highlights include the use of the words fucktardeness, assholianism, and supermegadouchetacularity (OK, I made up the last one).
