Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson Call It Quits

My world just came crashing down.

Sad but true, Cowboys QB Tony Romo and his busty girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up, according to a source close to the couple.

The most fucking annoying couple called it quits the night before her 29th birthday (ouch). Apparently Romo showed up at a club with 14 friends in tow, then had a good time on the dance floor with some lovely ladies and Grey Goose (double ouch).

Now who will the fans blame when Romo throws an interception at the absolute worst time, costing the Cowboys a game? Or worse, a shot at the playoffs?

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