August 2009

Danny Granger Building His Own Batcave–Awesomeness Level Off the Charts

Published on: 31st August, 2009

I remember being a kid, and watching the old Batman TV show with Adam West and Burt Ward as the Caped Crusaders.  Me and my friend use to dress up and run around in our long underwear, fighting imaginary criminals.  Then we’d escape to the Batcave, which was just a small cubby hole underneath our [...]

TGIF: A Whole Lotta Video Goodness

Published on: 28th August, 2009

Maybe because it’s Friday, or maybe it’s because there’s an abundance of kick-ass videos out there, either way, I’d thought I’d post some of the best vids because I’m one helluva nice guy.
And because I’m one lazy prick.
So have a good weekend, raise a pint in honor of yours truly, eat some cheese, and everybody…Wang [...]

Final Score: Drunken NASCAR Fan 1 Family Parrot 0

Published on: 27th August, 2009

Look, whether we’re watching our favorite team, or our fave show, or our low-quality Asian porn, we hate to be interrupted.
Apparently NASCAR fans really, really hate being interrupted during their weekly left-turn-a-thon.
Well, at least one does.
Seems one Dennis Zeglin, NASCAR fan, drunk and alleged parrot hater got the best of the family pet during a [...]

Ichiro Knows What the Ladies Like

Published on: 26th August, 2009

Ya gotta love Ichiro Suzuki, Japanese wunderkind of the Seattle Mariners.
Consider this…he’s on his way to a record ninth straight 200 hit season.
He holds the single season hit record with 262.
His 30 lead-off home runs is 10th best for a career.
He’s got personality to spare.
He’s on his way to 2000 hits for his career…and a [...]

The Weekly Spankfest: A Bunch of Crazy Old Dudes (and Usain Bolt) Go Off

Published on: 23rd August, 2009

This week was busy as hell.  Thank god for the weekend so I can…work right through it.
WTF?
Yes, I am one of the few, unlucky bastards who’s “real” job doesn’t end at 5 p.m. on Friday.  Unfortunately for me hospitals never close.
But what a crazy-ass week in sports…highlighted by the aimless ramblings of crazy old dudes.
And [...]

Michael Beasley Latest Victim of Twitter Stupidity

Published on: 23rd August, 2009

The Miami Heat’s Michael Beasley, like a lot of athletes, loves tattoos.  He’s got tons of them.
And like most athletes, he likes to show them off.
And like most athletes, he uses Twitter.
So Beasley figured that he’d post a pic of his newest tattoo.
No harm right.
New tattoo…check.
Refreshing 7-Up…check.
Bag of weed…wait, what?
The pic, uploaded to Beasley’s twitter [...]

Plaxico Hires Prison Consultant

Published on: 23rd August, 2009

Plaxico Burress, the former star wideout for the NY Giants, is getting ready for life behind bars by hiring a prison consultant.
No, not Mike Vick.
Burress, the numbnuts who shot himself in the thigh at a New York nightclub last November, pleaded guilty this past Thursday to a gun charge and agreed to a 2 year [...]

Jim Rice–From Hall of Famer to Bitter Old Coot

Published on: 21st August, 2009

Well, after 15 years of eligibility, former Boston Red Sox outfielder Jim Rice, known as much for his icy demeanor as his playing prowess, finally made it into the Hall of Fame.
So he should finally be fairly happy-go-lucky…no?
Ummm…not a chance.
While he was on his best behavior during the Hall of Fame induction tour, well, that’s [...]

Add Another Steal to Shaq’s Career…But Not the Good Kind

Published on: 21st August, 2009

So there’s this new show, of which I haven’t watched, called Shaq Vs.  Maybe you’ve heard of it.  It pits NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal against athletes from other sports.
Interesting…meh.
Watchable…probably not.
Stolen..uh oh.
Seems that Shaq may or may not have come up with the idea for “Shaq Vs.” all on his own.
Shortly after being traded to Phoenix [...]

Lord Favre’s Timeline: From Douche to Liar to Viking

Published on: 19th August, 2009

Thank God that’s over.
The Unretirement Circus has finished for another year, and for those about to go through Favre withdrawal, rest assured, next summer will be no different.
Whatever happens on the field this year (and personally, I think this won’t end well for Favre or the Vikings), without a doubt the same bullshit will go [...]

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