"Dude...get the fuck out my house!"

I remember being a kid, and watching the old Batman TV show with Adam West and Burt Ward as the Caped Crusaders.  Me and my friend use to dress up and run around in our long underwear, fighting imaginary criminals.  Then we’d escape to the Batcave, which was just a small cubby hole underneath our stairs to the basement.

Good, clean, wholesome fun.

Then, of course, we grew up and that came to an end…last year.

But really, when we were kids we dreamed of cool hideouts and forts and places like the Batcave and how awesome it would be to actually live there.

This is where I wish I was Danny Granger, small-forward for the Indiana Pacers, self-confessed superhero lover, and soon to be owner of his own Batcave.

Wait, what?

That’s no typo…Granger is such a superhero nut he’s building his own Batcave in New Mexico, right underneath his house.

Fuck…yeah.

Of course, like with any new building, addition, etc., there’s always permits to get, and hoops (no pun) to jump through…and Granger’s cave is no exception.

I wanted an underground tunnel entrance. I had to take that out. I found out there’s so many state codes and laws against that, so we had to take that one out. But we still have the underground thing going on and I mean I’ve got cars and things that turn my cars and I even got sort of like a moat thing going on so it will be interesting to see.

Goddamn bureaucrats…always gotta ruin cool shit.  But still, the thing sounds friggin’ awesome.

Granger should be able to move into his Batcave in about a year and a half.  With any luck it’ll be on MTV Cribs soon thereafter. [Ball Don't Lie]