Men Everywhere Cross Their Legs and Weep Silently for Adrian Beltre

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Baseball injuries are usually run-of-the-mill things like pulled hamstrings, groin injuries, strained shoulders, etc.

But sometimes they’re just friggin’ horrible.

Just ask Mariners 3rd baseman Adrian Beltre, who finds himself on the disable list due to a most unfortunate, funny-but-scary type of injury.  In last night’s Seattle game, Beltre, while manning third, took a ground ball in the most unkindest (for men anyway) of places…his sack.

Did I mention Beltre doesn’t wear a cup.

That sound you hear is a million guys simultaneously crossing their legs and making whimpering noises.

Click on the pic for official injury update…

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Nothing says funny like a ball to the nuts…until you hear how seriously hurt Beltre really is.  Seems there was some tearing of the testicle (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!) and some internal bleeding (not good).  The team said it is going to wait to see if Beltre requires surgery or not, and depending on what transpires, his season may be finished. [Seattle Times]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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