Michael Beasley Latest Victim of Twitter Stupidity

Published on: 23rd August, 2009 @ 10:52 am by JeffG

The Miami Heat’s Michael Beasley, like a lot of athletes, loves tattoos.  He’s got tons of them.

And like most athletes, he likes to show them off.

And like most athletes, he uses Twitter.

So Beasley figured that he’d post a pic of his newest tattoo.

No harm right.

New tattoo…check.

Refreshing 7-Up…check.

Bag of weed…wait, what?

The pic, uploaded to Beasley’s twitter account, at first glance looks relatively harmless.  The tattoo itself is a bit odd…”Supercool Beas” across his upper back, with angel wings and a pair of shades hanging off the “S.”  I guess Michael wants everyone to know how “supercool” he is…although having some ink that says you’re supercool doesn’t make it so.  I have a tattoo that says “world’s greatest sex machine,” but calloused hands and an overabundant porn collection proves that’s a myth too.

But on closer inspection, the troubling part of the pic is the odd-looking bag beside the 7-Up.  Now, this is purely speculation on my part, but that baggie looks an awful lot like a dime-bag of ganja, mary-jane, chronic, herb,weed, etc.

But here, judge for yourself…

See, it must be true...he's supercool...it says so right there!

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Whether the NBA investigates this further, or determines that the picture provides inconclusive evidence, is still up in the air.  I doubt very much that Beasley would ever come clean and admit what we all speculate is in that bag.

But if it is weed, and I reiterate we’re only speculating here, Beasley would be wise to remove anything weed, weed-like, related to weed, or resembling weed from the picture.

Dumbass.

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