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• Baron Davis Will Flat Out Sue Your Ass Over “Private Images”

  In Featured, NBA

  

  Word to the wise…if someone offers to sell you some “private images” of NBA star Baron Davis, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT accept.

  Unless you like having your ass sued off.

  Seems Davis, the Bearded Wonder, had his laptop stolen…and a variety of “private images” involving Davis and some of his “associates and colleagues” are on said laptop.

  Now I can only speculate as to what the images and colleagues might be…but we are talking about a high-profile, multi-millionaire athlete.

  Could the images be pornographic in nature?  Possibly, but that is pure speculation on my part.

  Or could it be something else?

  Seems Davis recently produced a documentary called “Crips and Bloods,” about the notorious street gangs.  Which may mean the images are of said gang members, who generally like to keep a low profile…and who tend to seek retribution when publicly wronged.

  But it’s all speculation at this point.  For all we know, the images in question are of Davis and his pet dog frolicking at the dog park. Whatever the images are, one thing is for sure, Davis and his attorney are putting the word out to any potential profiteers…don’t try it.

  And to prove Davis and his attorney, William J. Briggs II, aren’t joking…here’s the legal threat.

  So remember kids…stay smart, stay clean, and stay away from suspected Baron Davis “porn.” [The Smoking Gun]

   

• Surprise! T.O. Show Sucking Hind Tit in Cable Ratings

  In Featured, NFL

  

  I’m back baby!

  For the 4 of you who follow this site on a regular basis (Hi Mom!), first off thanks for your patronage, and secondly, sorry for the prolonged absence.  I was on a much needed vacation, in beautiful Northern Ontario, without so much as a dial tone, let alone internet access.

  But my time off is over, my real job awaits tomorrow, and this little side project is once again the focus of my undivided attention…until a bird flies past my window, then I’m lost for hours.

  Now to the T.O. Show, a VH1 production that airs on CityTV up here in Canada, and revolves around the “life” of Terrell Owens, controversial wide receiver of the Buffalo Bills.  While I will ignore my wife and kids every Sunday to watch the Bills vs. anyone, I refused to even watch one minute of the T.O. Show.

  Because I knew it would suck.

  And I was right.

  To begin with, it probably wasn’t the best friggin’ idea to give the most egotistical, self-centered athlete on the planet his own show.  But there are even stupider reality shows out there at this moment, and they seem to always do well because they’re inexpensive to produce…and TV viewers are drooling, brainless morons (myself included) who will watch any damn thing.

  Except the T.O. Show.

  How bad is it?  It’s so bad, Owens’ show was ranked the 798th highest rated cable show…which amazes me, because I had no idea there were even that many cable shows on.

  But it gets worse…and hilarious.  It was tied with a 5 a.m. repeat of an episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, a show that has been off the air since 1996.

  

  The bow tie says class...but the look says "Suck it, T.O."

  Look for the next episode of the T.O. Show to be crushed in the ratings by the Hawaii Five-O Christmas Special, guest starring Don Ho. [Street & Smith's Sports Business Journal]