Heads up to Real Madrid and their superstar Cristiano Ronaldo…there’s a bounty out on you.

Sort of.

According to Spain’s El Mundo newspaper, the Real Madrid winger has been cursed…by a wizard.

Seriously.

The club received a letter from the wizard to warn them that he has been contracted to cast a spell on Ronaldo in an attempt to injure him.  Apparently this is the third time the wizard has targeted Real Madrid players.  David Beckham and Ronaldo (the fat, transvestite hooker-loving Brazilian version) were the previous targets.

Whoever contracted the magician for the job is, at present, unknown, because, as the wizard puts it, “I am a mixture of priest and doctor and I have to respect the confidentiality of my followers.”

While the wizard can’t promise the injury will be serious, he does say the it will keep Ronaldo out of action for some time.  But hey, if hooking up with Paris Hilton didn’t take him out, nothing will.

Not surprisingly, Real Madrid are not taking the threat seriously.

Source: LiveJournal via The Big Lead