October 2009

Another Shocking Revelation Courtesy of Agassi’s New Book

Published on: 31st October, 2009

Another day, another revelation from Andre Agassi’s tell-all book. Sure, the crystal meth thing was big, but this bombshell is even bigger. Andre Agassi wore a wig. Yes he did. I’m stunned.  Really.  I always thought that flowing mane of hair was his.  He perfected the tennis mullet, which went surprisingly well with his white [...]

A-Rod Has Some Very Peculiar Taste in Art

Published on: 31st October, 2009

I really don’t have any idea how to put this, so I’m just going to come right out and say it. According to a story in US Weekly, one of A-Rod’s ex-girlfriends revealed a hilarious secret about Rodriguez’s interior decorating skills. Seems A-Rod really loves him some A-Rod (as if those creepy, homoerotic pictures of [...]

Brad Childress’ “Flight Attendant” Photos–Flying the Ugly Skies

Published on: 30th October, 2009

I guess there’s something utterly hilarious about a hairy, lumpy dude dressing up as a women.  I did it once, but damn, I looked good…of course, I was a hairless, slightly effeminate 12-year-old at the time.  But if I were to don one of my wife’s outfits now, for a gag, I guess there would [...]

Michael Strahan Sees Things Differently Than You and Me (And Everyone Else)

Published on: 29th October, 2009

It’s forever written in the NFL record books that Michael Strahan holds the single-season sack record with 22.5. But lets get real here–the only reason Strahan got the record is because Brett Favre took a dive. I know it…you know it.  Even my fucking half-retarded newspaper boy, who eats Vaseline on toast and dry humps [...]

An Insiders Look at Chris Cooley’s Ankle Surgery

Published on: 29th October, 2009

Courtesy of little brother Tanner, via Chris’s blog. I’m not a Skins fan by any stretch of the imagination, but the more I see and read about Chris Cooley, the more I am loving this guy. Genuinely funny, honest, not afraid to poke fun at himself…he’s like me, before the weight of the world and [...]

Your Morning Wood for October 29th

Published on: 29th October, 2009

After getting flak from head coach Rex Ryan for his sideline hot dog eating, Mark Sanchez donates 500 hot dogs to a New Jersey soup kitchen.  Because that’s what the homeless need…more hog anus. [Sports Crackle Pop] Jrue Holiday–Sixers guard, rookie, born in 1990.  God I feel old. [Fanhouse] Phils beat Yanks in opening game [...]

Fox Sports Set To Debut “Favre Cam”

Published on: 28th October, 2009

Fucking kill me now…or at least don’t let me watch the Packers/Vikings game this Sunday. As if there wasn’t going to be a Brett Favre love-in in the broadcast booth already, it was announced today that Fox Sports is unveiling a “Favre cam” for Sunday’s tilt, so that we can follow his every move. Let’s [...]

Cops Looking for Manchester United Fan Who Pulled a “Mike Tyson”

Published on: 28th October, 2009

. Yay for soccer hooligans, because without them, the so-called “beautiful game” would be as boring as hell. Greater Manchester Police (does that mean there’s a Regular Manchester Police?  And if so, do they ever get anything done?) are on the lookout for a Man U supporter who went all “Mike Tyson” on another fan–by [...]

Idaho Hockey Team Punished for Playing “Strip Hockey”

Published on: 28th October, 2009

First things first…they play hockey in fucking Idaho? I know two things about Idaho…they grow a shitload of potatoes, and now this. Following in the footsteps of the Tampa Bay Lightning messing around with a “strip shootout,” a junior hockey team from Idaho, the Idaho Junior Steelheads, played a little “strip hockey” themselves. Unlike Martin [...]

D-Bag of the Week for 28/10/09

Published on: 28th October, 2009

Anyone with any kind of working knowledge of the NFL knows what kind of owner Dan Snyder of the Washington Redskins is. He makes Al Davis seem logical, and Jerry Jones seem reasonable. To his credit though, his rash and sometimes asinine personnel decisions are, in his mind anyway, an attempt at improving his club. [...]

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