A-Rod Has Some Very Peculiar Taste in Art

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*Apr 14 - 00:05*

I really don’t have any idea how to put this, so I’m just going to come right out and say it.

According to a story in US Weekly, one of A-Rod’s ex-girlfriends revealed a hilarious secret about Rodriguez’s interior decorating skills.

Seems A-Rod really loves him some A-Rod (as if those creepy, homoerotic pictures of A-Rod kissing himself in a mirror weren’t proof enough).  According to his ex, the Yankee slugger had not one, but two portraits of himself hanging over his bed.

Oh, did I mention the portraits depicted A-Rod as a centaur?

Holy…fucking…hell.

“He was so vain,” his ex tells Us Weekly. “He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?”

I would cut off my left nut to see those pictures.  Why does something so completely ridiculous seem completely plausible when it concerns an egomaniac like A-Rod?

Wonder what Kate Hudson thought when she got a gander at “Centaur Rodriguez?”

Here’s my crude rendering of what the portrait might look like…but head over to Can’t Stop the Bleeding for an even better, funnier one.

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But really though, who doesn’t have at least one painting of themselves as a mythical figure hanging in their bedroom.  I have three such paintings of me as a woodland fairy, and word is that Derek Jeter’s house is full of pictures of him as a flying dragon. [US Weekly]

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  • Berdell Hardy

    These ‘ex-broads’ kill me. As long as they’re tight with the guy, mum’s the word.Once A-rod cuts them loose, the gossip-wagon heats-up.

  • chaz

    SO?

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