Brad Childress’ “Flight Attendant” Photos–Flying the Ugly Skies

I guess there’s something utterly hilarious about a hairy, lumpy dude dressing up as a women.  I did it once, but damn, I looked good…of course, I was a hairless, slightly effeminate 12-year-old at the time.  But if I were to don one of my wife’s outfits now, for a gag, I guess there would be a certain amount of juvenile hilarity about the whole thing.

Which is the angle Vikings coach Brad Childress must’ve been going for on a team flight this past Sunday.  Childress, nattily attired in a wig, blue nylons, lipstick and his own beard, pranced around the cabin on the team’s flight to Pittsburgh, earning the title of “World’s Homeliest Flight Attendant.”

While in drag, Childress warned his players that they were to give the utmost respect to flight attendants.

Unfortunately for us, no pics were to be found.

Until now.

Thank you, thank you, thank you Visanthe Shiancoe, and your Twitter account.

That there is one ugly man.

How much you wanna bet Steve Phillips would take a run at Childress in drag?