Non-ear chomping Manchester United fans

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Yay for soccer hooligans, because without them, the so-called “beautiful game” would be as boring as hell.

Greater Manchester Police (does that mean there’s a Regular Manchester Police?  And if so, do they ever get anything done?) are on the lookout for a Man U supporter who went all “Mike Tyson” on another fan–by biting off a chunk of his ear.

Seems the Mighty Red were playing in the Champions League final in Rome, when the victim (apparently not Evander Holyfield) got in the middle of an altercation between Bitey McBitems and a woman outside Stadio Olimpico.

Words were exchanged, threats were issued, but that was it…until the victim made his way inside the stadium.

Once inside, the victim came face-to-face with the accused, and, without warning, the attacker got all bitey.

Two things of note…1) Man U lost to Barcelona that day, and 2) both men were United supporters.

Oh, and 3) soccer still blows moose dick. [Sports Illustrated]