Alcohol makes even the most stable of men do extremely stupid things.

Just ask Dean Gardner and Jason Fender.  These two British lads got loaded the other night and went out looking for trouble.

And man, did they find it.

The pair of twits came across a couple of “ladies” who were the recipient of some taunts and barbs from our drunken bastards.

Then Fender made one of the worst moves of his life–he took a swing at the dude wearing the pink wig, short skirt and boob tube.

Before you could say “the Queen sucks balls,” the pink wig dude’s buddy dropped Fender and Gardner faster than third period french.  All it took was two shots–one for each jackass–to finish things.

Did I mention the pair of trannies were MMA fighters?

Did I mention the two wasted pricks were busted by cops?

Did I mention there’s video of the incident?

There’s a lesson to be learned here…never, ever take a swing at a woman, especially one with an Adam’s apple. [The Sun via Sports by Brooks]