German Tourist Channels Her Inner “Chuck Norris” After Attack

Published on: 26th October, 2009 @ 2:54 pm by JeffG

Reading stories like this just makes my naughty bits all warm and fuzzy.

A 20-year-old German tourist, whilst on vacation in the Outback town of Alice Springs, Australia, was on the receiving end of a punch from an unknown assailant–because she did not hand over a cigarette to him.

Notice I said “she” and “him.”

In a blow for women libber’s everywhere, the young lady struck back…hard.

Three karate punches to the face, and a karate kick felled the assailant.  Apparently the woman has been practicing karate for 10 years.

So now Germany can be known for good beer, lederhosen, and ass-kicking female tourists.

David Hasselhoff would be proud. [The Local via Bob's Blitz]

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