German Tourist Channels Her Inner “Chuck Norris” After Attack

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Reading stories like this just makes my naughty bits all warm and fuzzy.

A 20-year-old German tourist, whilst on vacation in the Outback town of Alice Springs, Australia, was on the receiving end of a punch from an unknown assailant–because she did not hand over a cigarette to him.

Notice I said “she” and “him.”

In a blow for women libber’s everywhere, the young lady struck back…hard.

Three karate punches to the face, and a karate kick felled the assailant.  Apparently the woman has been practicing karate for 10 years.

So now Germany can be known for good beer, lederhosen, and ass-kicking female tourists.

David Hasselhoff would be proud. [The Local via Bob's Blitz]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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