High School Basketball Coach Caught “Double Dribbling” at Costco

Published on: 15th October, 2009 @ 10:13 am by JeffG

Things you may find at Costco in Boise, Idaho…

• toilet paper
• electronics
• gardening tools
• masturbating dudes

Wait, what?

A local high school math teacher and basketball coach was arrested and charged with  obscene conduct in a public place.  Seems that Kyle Dennis, 37, enjoys flogging the log, shining the purple helmet, choking the chicken, etc., in the local Costco, for all the other customers to see.

According to court documents, Dennis “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.”

And apparently this isn’t the first time Kelly has “performed” in public.  In June he was caught spanking the monkey at a different Costco location, as well as a Wal-Mart.

Maybe it just needed some air. [2News.tv]

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