NFL Analyst Terry Bradshaw Now Dumber than a Chicken

Failure To Launch

Terry Bradshaw, the former Steelers QB turned talking head, has built his reputation on acting like a hillbilly retard, which seems to have worked out pretty well for him so far.

A lot of people think Bradshaw’s dumb hick shtick is just that…shtick.  He’s a likeable enough guy, in a Gomer Pyle sort of way.

But maybe it’s not an act.

On the new Jay Leno show (which is just like the old Leno show, only earlier and more unwatchable), Bradshaw was pitted against a chicken.

The challenge–picking three winners in week 5 of the NFL season.

And guess who won.

To recap–the chicken picked the Ravens, the Falcons, and the Patriots.

Bradshaw’s picks–Ravens, 49ers, Patriots.

Chicken 1, Bradshaw 0.

And I bet that chicken could spell cat if you spotted him the c and t. [Awful Announcing]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Website: http://lastangryfan.com

 

Editor's Picks

 
 

More Sports

 
 
 
 

Post of the Week

 
 
 
 

Facebook

 
 

Best Of The Web

 
 
 
 

Most Popular