Vinny Cerrato goes on record to say that Jim Zorn will be the coach of the Redskins for the remainder of the year.  Translation: they’re both gone at the bye week. [Mr. Irrelevant]

In what is sure to be the “Mother of All Messy Divorces,” Frank McCourt, owner of the Dodgers, gets the first shot in–by firing his soon-to-be ex-wife as CEO.  Let the games begin. [The Big Lead]

Ben Roethlisberger is sporting a pornstar ‘stache.  Nuff said. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Beer vendors in the bathroom at FedEx Field?  Can an idea be disgusting and awesome at the same time…YES! [Deadspin]

Drunk (probably) and bored Angels fan disrupts last night’s Yankees/Angels game by taking a dip in the Angel Stadium waterfall.  No doubt he was getting it ready for Mike Scioscia had the Halos blown the game. [Big League Stew]

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