Your Morning Wood for October 29th

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After getting flak from head coach Rex Ryan for his sideline hot dog eating, Mark Sanchez donates 500 hot dogs to a New Jersey soup kitchen.  Because that’s what the homeless need…more hog anus. [Sports Crackle Pop]

Jrue Holiday–Sixers guard, rookie, born in 1990.  God I feel old. [Fanhouse]

Phils beat Yanks in opening game of the World Series.  Cliff Lee was brilliant.  Lee–World Series MVP.  Book it. [Big League Stew]

Douchebag extraordinaire Larry Johnson was suspended by the Chiefs for 2 weeks following homophobic tweets.  But one week is a bye, so he’ll only miss one game.  And he’s appealing the suspension…because he really wants to maintain that 2.7 yards per carry average.  Dumbass. [PFT]

Penn State has new T-shirts that offended some people because they resemble a cross.  And by some, I mean 6 people complained.  God I hate people…they’re the worst. [The Big Lead]

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Last night was a near perfect sports night…the Yanks lost, the Raptors won (how’s Shaq working out for ya Cleveland), and the Leafs lost.  If I could’ve gotten a hummer and some Scotch I would’ve been in heaven.

 

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Website: http://lastangryfan.com

 

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