I don’t care what anyone says or thinks–street fighting needs to be an Olympic sport.

Seriously.

OK, not really…but I needed a hook to show this friggin’ wild street fighting video from the mean streets of Ukraine.

And let me tell you all I know about the Ukraine–it’s largest city is Kiev, it makes and exports airplanes and spaceships (booyah!), and is soon to be the leader in 70-year-old  MMA fighters.

And they can start by sending these two old fuckers to the octagon.  This video proves that elderly Ukrainian couples are not to be trifled with.

Two things I learned from this video–old Ukrainian women can take a hell of a beating, and shoes, when used properly, are an extremely effective weapon.

I’m hoping the old scrappers went home and had some angry Ukrainian sex after the fight…cause nothing is as sweet as some post-fighting coitus.