Cynthia Rodriguez’s New Man–Uglier Than A-Rod, But Not as Douchey

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So, A-Rod’s ex-wife has got herself a new guy.  Good for her–he’s moved on (to the exceptional Kate Hudson) why shouldn’t she.

Her new beau is Laszlo Fazekas, a 37-year-old real estate agent, and son of a famous Hungarian soccer player with the same name.

Now I can’t judge other men, probably due to my staunch heterosexuality, but a lot of people don’t think Laszlo’s got much in the looks department–at least compared to A-Rod.

According to what is no doubt a very scientific poll, 75% of the 700 pollsters in Page2Live’s online poll think C-Rod dropped a few spots in the batting order when it came to her man’s looks, if I may cleverly use a baseball euphemism.

But don’t tell that to Fazekas.

“I’m a private person, so I didn’t make myself known after the picture with Cynthia came out,” said Fazekas, an unwed dad. “I saw online that folks are comparing me with Alex. That’s ridiculous. That picture is an awkward picture from an awkward position. I don’t care what people say. I’m physically fit and I know I’m not bad looking.”

I’m not sure I see what he means by “awkward position.”  Upright, like most bi-peds.  And sorry, but even the ugliest of people think they’re not “bad looking.”

Hey, I’ve got a face like a foot, and I don’t think I’m “bad looking” either, Laszlo.

Let’s see what else you got.

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Well played Mr. Fazekas…well played indeed.

Is he better looking than A-Rod?  I have no idea.

Is he as big a douchebag as A-Rod?  Unless I find out Fazekas has two pictures of himself as centaurs, unicorns or woodland imps, I’m going to say negatory on that one.

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About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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