If At First You Don’t Succeed…

Published on: 5th November, 2009 @ 10:23 pm by JeffG

Just quit.  No, seriously…it is way easier to just give up and accept your fate.

Way easier.

Or you could be like this fucktard scalper in New York before game 2 of the World Series.

First he gets busted by the cops for selling a fake World Series ticket outside new Yankee Stadium.

Then, while he’s being booked at a nearby precinct, Douglas Clark, humanitarian, scholar and all-around nice guy, apologizes and vows to take the straight and narrow path from now on.

Just kidding…he tries to bribe the cops with tickets for a future game.

Clark was then charged with attempted bribery, possession of a forged instrument, and douchebaggery.

OK, the last one I made up. [Seattle Times, Image]

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