Just quit.  No, seriously…it is way easier to just give up and accept your fate.

Way easier.

Or you could be like this fucktard scalper in New York before game 2 of the World Series.

First he gets busted by the cops for selling a fake World Series ticket outside new Yankee Stadium.

Then, while he’s being booked at a nearby precinct, Douglas Clark, humanitarian, scholar and all-around nice guy, apologizes and vows to take the straight and narrow path from now on.

Just kidding…he tries to bribe the cops with tickets for a future game.

Clark was then charged with attempted bribery, possession of a forged instrument, and douchebaggery.

OK, the last one I made up. [Seattle Times, Image]