Jose Canseco Something, Something A-Rod

Published on: 7th November, 2009 @ 12:35 pm by JeffG

Really, does anyone care what the fuck Jose Canseco has to say anymore.

Anyone?

The former ballplayer, juicer, douchebag and now MMA fighter is always looking to drum up a little publicity for himself, because stepping into the octagon against some dude named Todd Poulton ain’t gonna get your face on the front page of the New York Daily News.

But spouting off about World Series champ Alex Rodriguez, well, that’s a different story.

Before the weigh-in Friday, Canseco was asked what ballplayer he would like to get into the ring for a fight.  Seriously, he was asked that question.  Do journalists even try anymore?

“Who I would love to fight the most if I could pick a baseball player – Alex Rodriguez, get your ass into the ring, I’ll beat you to a pulp.”

Of course Canseco’s answer was A-Rod, a guy he’s had a beef with for a while now.  Canseco wrote extensively about A-Rod in his book “Vindicated,” specifically that he introduced A-Rod to a steroid dealer.  A-Rod’s way of saying thanks was to hit on Canseco’s wife, which is why Canseco still resents A-Rod to this day.

But here’s the thing that Jose Canseco doesn’t seem to understand–NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK JOSE!!!  PLEASE GO LAY DOWN IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE AND DIE SO WE DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE!!!

That is all. [New York Daily News]

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