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After seeing this, I understand why Miguel Cotto never had a chance Saturday night.  Manny Pacquiao is a fucking superhero.  See what he’s doing up there–he’s fighting a giant crab.

A giant fucking crab!

Pacquiao is a busy dude–when he’s not winning a boxing title in his seventh different weight class, or engineering the release of hostages, he’s a movie superhero.  Pac-man is starring in the soon-to-be-released, Filipino action move “Wapakman.”

Here’s the synopsis of the greatest movie ever made, according to Youtube…

The latest picture from Topel Lee, Wapakman stars real life boxing champ Manny Pacquaio as a normal man who becomes a superhero and must battle – in this trailer alone – a woman with supersonic breasts, a man made of lava and, of course, a giant crab.

A giant crab AND a chick with supersonic tits–Wapakman makes Batman look like a huge pussy.

And, of course, here’s the trailer.  God I love the Internet…

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