Steelers Fan Loves His Team, Hates Puppies

Published on: 23rd November, 2009 @ 3:57 pm by JeffG

Look, I get that not everybody loves dogs.  They slobber all over you, hump your leg at the most inopportune times, shit on your carpet, and generally make a nuisance of themselves.

But every once-in-a-while, they just go too damn far, and must be dealt with swift and brutal justice.

For example, “Flip” is/was a 13-week-old pit bull puppy that belonged to William Woodson and his girlfriend, Christine Gielarowski.  Mr. Woodson, like a lot of guys in the Pittsburgh area, is a Steelers fan.

Well, that damn Flip was acting up before the 1 p.m Steelers/Chiefs game, when the dog wouldn’t walk with the couple before the game started.  So Woodson did the most logical, rational thing he could think of…he kicked the piss out of Flip.

Literally.

A witness called Bridgeville police at 1:09 p.m. after the suspect, who was supposed to have been walking the dog, instead was kicking it down the street, according to a police affidavit.

Now get this–when the lifeless dog was no longer able to move, you know, because the poor thing was dead, Woodson just walked away.  Oh yes he did.

That’s cold man…very cold.

Anyway, that puppy-kicking douchebag Woodson is being charged with animal cruelty.  I wonder if PETA will have any words for Mr. Woodson.

Oh, and to add insult to injury, the Steelers lost to the Chiefs in OT.

Karma strikes again. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Image]

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