I give this marriage two, maybe two and a half years tops. While they may think that it’s clever and cute to have you and your entire wedding party wearing Baltimore Ravens jerseys, it’s not.
Yes, I understand you love the Ravens. But this is your freaking wedding–and like most newlyweds, you think/hope/pray that it is your one and only. That being said, if your storybook wedding involves football jerseys and lots of “woofing” from the procession, well, best of luck to you, cuz you’re retarded going to need it.
Oh, and a word to the groom–Ray Lewis doing his “dance” is awesome. A chubby white guy in a Lewis jersey…not so much.
Here’s the video, complete with the couple’s first dance.
I weep for their future.