Former All-Star reliever was rushed to hospital last night, for what was a “mental health issue.”  Turns out he just had an extremely high heartrate and blood pressure. [Sports By Brooks]

Sound like Joe Namath’s dogs need to go the the Mike Vick Obedience School. [Sports Crackle Pop]

Video of D-Wade posterizing Anderson Varejao.  Marv Albert reaching orgasm included. [The Big Lead]

Chris Hanson’s Axe gives you your midseason NOT-Pro awards.  Very nice. [Style Points]

A wonderful picture of a gorgeous woman with exquisite breasticles.  What’s that–Air Jordan and Pat Riley are in the pic too?  Funny, didn’t notice that. [You Been Blinded]

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It’s the weekend (almost), so time to get psyched up for a couple of days of drug-fuelled mayhem.  I’m sure at some point my Saturday night will involve some crystal-meth, vodka, a midget hooker and a one-legged gypsy.  Good times.