Apparently the woman in this picture thinks hockey fights are absolutely hilarious.  Gary Bettman is not amused. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

Megan Fox shows off her boner-inducing flexibility.  Sports…no.  Awesome…you better believe it. [Sharapova's Thigh]

When you’re a chubby Cincinnati Cyclones hockey fan, all you really got going for you is your dance moves.  So, bust a move…fatass. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Tim Lincecum wins his second straight Cy Young Award.  Who said weed’s not a performance-enhancing drug? [Big League Stew]

For all the crap the Bengals receive about their “questionable” players, you gotta give them props for having a 41-year-old cheerleader on the squad.  Got MILF?  Rimshot! [Deuce of Davenport]

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Have a good weekend–but let that cocaine be.