Your Morning Wood for November 4th

Published on: 4th November, 2009 @ 9:57 am by JeffG

USC coach Tim Floyd breaks up a catfight at a casino cafeteria.  Which is pretty well the same as coaching basketball at USC, only with more hair pulling. [You Been Blinded]

Stephen Colbert to sponsor the U.S. speedskating team.  Sorry, I just think that’s freaking cool. [With Leather]

Lions sign CB Jason David, who gets toasted more than whole wheat bread.  Tirico Suave has a pictorial history of David getting burned…and it’s a long one. [Tirico Suave]

Style Points has a guest editorial from Jack Kerouac, and his displeasure with the rules protecting NFL quarterbacks.  Wait…I thought Kerouac was dead?  Style Points is awesome. [Style Points]

Dodgers pitcher Vicente Padilla gets shot by his bodyguard.  Someone needs to tell him he’s doing it wrong. [Sports Rubbish]

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I’m down, but not out.  Feeling like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag makes for a crappy day.  Pray for my heathen soul.

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