Your Morning(ish) Wood for November 25th

In the aftermath of the accusations that some Michigan State football players attacked some frat boys in their dorm, two players have been kicked off the team.  Coincidence?  I think not. [Deadspin]

Mediocre NFL quarterback Brady Quinn is dating Alicia Sacramone.  Oh, did I forget to mention she’s a gymnast.  Mmmmm….gymnast. [Larry Brown Sports]

The 49ers Vernon Davis looks to become the NFL’s next, great two-sport athlete.  His second sport–curling?  [Sportress of Blogitude]

Bleacher Report brings you the World Cup of Hot Chicks.  Because that’s infinitely more satisfying than the actual World Cup. [Bleacher Report]

The most amazing Florida Gators cake you will ever see.  Period. [The Angry T]

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Sorry about the lateness–I know all three of you can’t start your day without checking out your morning wood.  No, that was not a double entendre…or a single entendre.  What the hell is an entendre?  Just shut up and watch this.