In the aftermath of the accusations that some Michigan State football players attacked some frat boys in their dorm, two players have been kicked off the team.  Coincidence?  I think not. [Deadspin]

Mediocre NFL quarterback Brady Quinn is dating Alicia Sacramone.  Oh, did I forget to mention she’s a gymnast.  Mmmmm….gymnast. [Larry Brown Sports]

The 49ers Vernon Davis looks to become the NFL’s next, great two-sport athlete.  His second sport–curling?  [Sportress of Blogitude]

Bleacher Report brings you the World Cup of Hot Chicks.  Because that’s infinitely more satisfying than the actual World Cup. [Bleacher Report]

The most amazing Florida Gators cake you will ever see.  Period. [The Angry T]

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Sorry about the lateness–I know all three of you can’t start your day without checking out your morning wood.  No, that was not a double entendre…or a single entendre.  What the hell is an entendre?  Just shut up and watch this.