Happy Fucking Friday everyone!  Roll yourself a badboy like this, spark it up, grab some Doritos, and, as Ric Ocasek says, let the good times roll.

Tis the season for getting shitfaced at staff X-mas parties, doing some drunken carolling with your frat brothers, or just sitting in a room with a bottle of Jack Daniels, reading Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol,” while stroking a loaded shotgun.

Whatever your plans–just be plastered when doing them.  Because alcohol makes things way more fun…and bearable.

I know this post has zero relevance to sports.  And fuck you very much for pointing that out.  But there was no other way for me to post this video and tie it into sports.  So suck it, Sasquatch.

Happy in Paraguay is the greatest, awesomest video on Youtube right now.  And if you don’t laugh at this, you sir are an idiot.

Feliz Navidad.

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