It’s been a bad week for mascots.  First there was the guy who plays Pat the Patriot getting pinched in a prostitution sting, and now this.  And while this poor bastard isn’t paralyzed (as far as I know), if he was, it still wouldn’t take away from the hilarity of this epic fail.

And for all you would-be mascots out there, take note–dunking off a trampoline is good.

Dunking off an exercise ball–not so much.

Notice the lack of concern by everyone in the gym.  I’m not even kidding–not one single, solitary soul goes over to help, even as the mascot rolls around on the floor in obvious pain.  That just adds to the hilarity.

And away we go…