Wrigley Field Renovations Won’t Include Urinal Troughs

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For all you drunken bastards out there who enjoy bonding with your pals amidst the steady stream of a group piss, then I have fantastic news for you.

While the rest of hallowed Wrigley Field’s bathrooms will be undergoing renovations, the stadiums urinal troughs will remain untouched.  Meaning that total strangers will have full visual access to your junk while you take a leak.

Apparently pissing in troughs at Wrigley is as much a Cubs tradition as ivy-covered outfield walls, the bleacher creatures and losing seasons.  Rimshot!

[NBC Chicago]

 

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