Producer: Hey, camera 1, get a close-up of that cute kid eating nachos AND an ice cream. How precociously cute.
Camera guy: Got it chief. Cute little bugger.
Producer: Now pan out and show the whole family.
Camera guy: Done. That’s a nice shot–dad and his three kids at a hoops game. Nice work chief.
Producer: Thanks camera 1. Now see if you can get them all to wave.
Camera guy: Will do.
Camera guy (to kids): Hey kids! Wave to the camera. Hey, you on the end–wave damn it! WAVE!!! Ah fuck it–you other two will have to do. That’s nice–wave to the camera. Nice work dad, getting the kids to–what the fuck?
Producer: Is that kid flipping off the camera? Little prick–cut to the mascot. NOW DAMN IT! QUICKLY, BEFORE THE DAD WAILS ON THAT LITTLE FUCKER! NOW!!!
Dad: Timmy! I warned you about that–never, ever use that finger. Except when we’re at an Eagles game…or Phillies game…or Flyers game. Ah fuck, who am I kidding–well done kid. Now go buy me a beer, you little bastard.
[thanks to With Leather for the video]
