Your Morning Wood for December 14th

Person playing Pat the Patriot pinched paying for poon.  [Sharapova's Thigh]

LeBron James does the rare double steal…first the ball, then a Thunder fan’s french fries.  He’s so wacky. [Ball Don't Lie]

Yao Ming is really, really big.  Apparently a really big guy needs a really big bike.  Really. [Unathletic]

Tiger Woods to take an indefinite leave from golf.  Also of note, Elin Nordegren to take an permanent leave from Tiger’s penis. [Guyism]

Toronto neurosurgeon thinks Don Cherry is a bad influence when it comes to concussions in hockey.  Yeah, and his suits are horseshit too.  [Puck Daddy]

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