Your Morning Wood for December 16th

It’s nice to be able to put the words golf and porn in the same sentence and not have it be a story about Tiger Woods. [Deadspin]

U.S. bobsledder has to retire because he has a bit of bleeding on the brain.  Really?  Bobsledders are just a bunch of babies. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Want to know how the PGA is secretly behind Tiger Woods.  Ian Baker Finch lets us know he’ll get the boot is they talk about the franchise Tiger. [The Big Lead]

Falcons DT Jonathan Babineaux got busted smoking a little weed while driving.  What’s the big deal?  It’s not like he was performing surgery or anything.  Now pass the Doritos. [Busted Coverage]

Here are the best Tiger Woods photos/photoshopped gold that don’t involve his many whores.  And they are hilarious. [The Angry T]

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