Michael Jordan’s putter can be yours for $500 on eBay. Or you can just go buy one at your local sporting goods store because it ain’t anything special. [Mouthpiece Blog]
Here’s another Internet first. Recruit quits the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball team–via YouTube. [Sports By Brooks]
The St. Louis Rams cancel practice due to the swine flu. Which isn’t that big a deal, considering they’re 1-12, and suck the big dong of failure. [With Leather]
Darko Milicic to play in Europe next year. Wait–I thought this guy had gone to Europe like 3 years ago. I’d label him a bust, but that would be insulting to other NBA busts. [Guyism]
Lions coach Jim Schwartz’s comments are sure to get his team fired up–but not in a good way. Not in the least. [The Slanch Report]
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Christmas is only a week away, so if you want to get my presents to me, better start sending out those Asian hookers and blow right away. Because nothing says Happy Holidays like doing a line of coke off a Thai hooker’s ass.
