Your Morning Wood for December 18th

Michael Jordan’s putter can be yours for $500 on eBay.  Or you can just go buy one at your local sporting goods store because it ain’t anything special. [Mouthpiece Blog]

Here’s another Internet first.  Recruit quits the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball team–via YouTube. [Sports By Brooks]

The St. Louis Rams cancel practice due to the swine flu.  Which isn’t that big a deal, considering they’re 1-12, and suck the big dong of failure. [With Leather]

Darko Milicic to play in Europe next year.  Wait–I thought this guy had gone to Europe like 3 years ago.  I’d label him a bust, but that would be insulting to other NBA busts. [Guyism]

Lions coach Jim Schwartz’s comments are sure to get his team fired up–but not in a good way.  Not in the least. [The Slanch Report]

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Christmas is only a week away, so if you want to get my presents to me, better start sending out those Asian hookers and blow right away.  Because nothing says Happy Holidays like doing a line of coke off a Thai hooker’s ass.