Your Morning Wood for December 4th

Allen Iverson was made for press conferences.  Complete with sniffly goodness. [Deadspin]

Adrian Peterson was clocked going 109 mph…in a car. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Farewell Style Points.  We hardly knew ye. [Style Points]

Mark Mangino in all his rotundness, has stepped down as coach at the University of Kansas.  Local buffets brace for impact. [ABC News]

Rebekka Armstrong is the all-time scariest Playboy Playmate ever.  Plus she has AIDS.  That is not a joke.  If you’re brave, check out her “sexy” pics–but remember this, you can’t unsee what you take in. [Busted Coverage]

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