Because You’ll Want to Look Your Best When Things Get All Stabby

Nothing will ruin a good soccer match like a stabbing.  Actually, a stabbing will ruin pretty well everything, what with the blood, screaming and probable death.

If you don’t know, the 2010 World Cup in South Africa is going to be huge.  And, like any event of this nature, security is an issue.  But even with the enhanced security sure to be found at the World Cup, it may not be enough.

But not too worry…Protektorvest has got you covered.

As you can tell from their ad, you can now get your very own personalized body armour, with KR-1 stab resistant protection level, which is infinitely better than all those suckers wearing body armour with only KR-2 stab resistant protection level.  But wait, there’s more.  Now you can get your protective vest embroidered with your country’s flag, for only $2 extra.

Because nothing says “true fan” like World Cup themed body armour.

So, when things start getting all stabby, you’ll be safe in your Protektorvest body armour.  And you’ll look good doing it.

The kicker though has to be the fact that company will donate $1 from each order to “knife crime charities.”  If anyone can tell me the name of a “knife crime charity,” please do so, because I’m dying to know.

[Protektorvest via Off the Post]