He’s Your Problem Now China!

Maybe a little time spent under Communist rule will help straighten Stephon Marbury out.  Then again, maybe nothing will.

The 32-year-old Starbury has signed on to play with Shanxi, a professional team in the Chinese Basketball Association.  Marbury should be ready to join his new team next week.

“The aim of signing Marbury is to pay back our fans and try to win more games in the rest of the season,” said Shanxi boss Wang Xingjiang.

It seems that there are two factors that facilitated Marbury’s move to China…

  1. to market and sell his “Starbury” brand of basketball shoes and apparel
  2. to single-handeldy stamp out Communism, thereby becoming the greatest hero in American history

I wonder if his new club understands exactly what level of insanity Stephon Marbury brings to the table?  Maybe a couple of videos from his 24-hour live video session might help.

Stephon Marbury…eating Vaseline…to help with a sore throat.

Stephon Marbury crying–for 5 1/2 minutes.

So, yeah, good luck with that China.  He’s all yours…forever.

Enjoy.

[Seattle Times, Image via Wikipedia]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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