How Else Do You Motivate a Big Fat Guy?

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Jets coach Rex Ryan loves two things–coaching football and eating food.

And judging by his team’s success, and the size of his ass, he’s pretty damn good at both.

I like Ryan.  He’s brash, quotable, likable and highly-motivated.  Plus he’s a bigger fatass than I am, which I also find appealing.

And now he’s got even more motivation to beat the Colts in the upcoming AFC Championship game.

Food.

More specifically, Ryan has been offered a seat in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest should his Jets advance to the Super Bowl this coming Sunday.  That’s right, you could see Rex Ryan shoving soaking wet hot dogs down his gullet beside competitive eating giants Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut.

Because that’s exactly what a 350 lb man who consumes 7000 calories a day needs–more hog anus.

[H/T to Deadspin, Image via Wikipedia]

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