Your Morning Wood for January 28th

Apparently the Chicago Blackhawks like to spend their downtime partying in limos–shirtless (and surprisingly hairless).  Sorry boys, but -1 for the mediocre groupies. [The Big Lead]

So Greg Oden’s dong showed up all over the Internet a couple of days ago.  Yeah, he’s sorry about that–about the pictures, not the size of his massive wang. [With Leather]

Paul Shirley, NBA journeyman/blogger, cut loose from ESPN for some rather disparaging remarks made about Haiti and the earthquake that destroyed the country. [Guyism]

Kim Kardashian will arrive at the Super Bowl in true style–in an bullet-proof, armored tank/limo.  Because that’s the only thing big enough to protect her giant ass. [Bob's Blitz]

Brandon, another of the excellent contributors at 27pitches, has some wise words for Roger Goodell and DeMaurice Smith–you’ve got a good thing going…don’t f–k it up, douchebags!  It’s worth it to read the entire article. [27pitches]

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It’s Thursday…one day closer to your death, but also one day closer to the weekend.  Do with that what you will.