February 2010

Canadian Women’s Hockey Team Celebrate Like Drunken Frat Boys

Published on: 26th February, 2010

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.  Hey, they just won the gold medal game over their arch-rivals the Americans.  Why shouldn’t they cut loose?
So, about a half an hour after collecting their gold medals and retreating to the locker room, the ladies of the Canadian hockey team figured it was time to ramp [...]

Quite Possibly The Greatest Quote Ever From An Olympian

Published on: 26th February, 2010

Reading this quote from Norwegian Odd-Bjorn Hjelmeset, who won silver in the men’s 4 x 10km cross-country relay, makes me think that the Norwegian athletes just enjoy messing with the media (ain’t that right, Sven Kramer).
I mean really, how else can you explain this absolutely bizarre and cryptic quote from a man called Odd…
My name [...]

Lance Armstrong Has Some Pussy Trouble

Published on: 25th February, 2010

No, not that kind of pussy trouble, you damn perverts.  Why your sick and twisted minds automatically think sexual thoughts over such a harmless and innocuous title is beyond me.
Anyway, seems that the French’s least favorite cyclist, Lance Armstrong, had a spot of trouble while out on his morning four hour bike ride.
Wait, four hours???  [...]

Your Morning Wood for February 25th

Published on: 25th February, 2010

Lou Piniella isn’t much for social networking, but he’s big on steak and potatoing. [Mouthpiece Blog]
Not that I needed any more reason to avoid anything with Jay Leno in it, but his first week back, March 4th to be exact, his guests are Matthew McConaughey and the always insufferable Brett Favre.  Just kill me now. [...]

Cavs Trying to Set Stupid World Record With Stupider Fleece Blanket

Published on: 25th February, 2010

But listen, it’s not just any fleece blanket…it’s the Snuggie, the ridiculous blanket with sleeves that should only be worn by the incredibly lonely, or the person lacking in any taste, dignity or class.
Or possibly 20,562 Cavaliers fans.
Because nothing will keep LeBron James in Cleveland better than a gimmicky promotion by the Cavaliers and KeyBank [...]

Flying Hot Dogs, Detached Retinas and Sluggerrr, the KC Royals Mascot

Published on: 24th February, 2010

Put them all together and what have you got?  A nearly blind Royals fan who’s suing the team.
Hey, when you’re at a ballgame, you have to be on the lookout for a wayward foul ball heading your way–but having to keep an eye out for flying hot dogs tossed by a guy dressed as a [...]

Your Morning Wood for February 23rd

Published on: 23rd February, 2010

Remember those 20,000 women Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with?  Yeah, seems that number is a lot, lot lower. [Sports by Brooks]
Weed Against Speed sends along this image of a skiers helmet that is as creepy a thing as you’ll ever see. [Sportress of Blogitude]
Jayson Werth revealed his new secret weapon at spring training–the [...]

Hey IOC! You See How Awesome This Is?

Published on: 23rd February, 2010

You gotta love the Germans.  While other people just sit around and postulate about making more activities clothing-optional, the Germans go out and just do it.  First up–nude sledding.
And if the turnout is any indication, we’ll hopefully be seeing more naked winter sports.
Germany’s Harz region held the naked sled race, which is as awesome as [...]

Playgirl Makes an Offer to Mike Vick and His Junk

Published on: 22nd February, 2010

If you’re one of those people who sit around and ponder what Mike Vick’s dong looks like (you know who you are), well, you may be in luck.
But I doubt it.
Playgirl, “the primary source for hot nude men,” has confirmed they’ve offered Eagles QB Mike Vick $1 million to pose for their magazine.
The money, of [...]

Jared Allen’s Mullet May Help Him Land on the “Madden 11″ Cover

Published on: 22nd February, 2010

But the real question will be, “can Jared Allen’s mullet make him impervious to the Madden curse?”
Allen, the Vikings somewhat off-balanced DE, is one of three finalists (along with Drew Brees and Reggie Wayne) to be the face of the next installment of the Madden football franchise.  Of the three, Allen probably has the weakest [...]

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