Really New Jersey?  You’re really going to go through with this contest?  I mean, the players are paid to be on the team, and Kiki Vandeweghe, well, he obviously doesn’t know any better, so you thought it’d be a good idea, in the midst of a 4-48 season, to pick one “lucky” fan to share in the abomination that is the 2009-2010 New Jersey Nets.

You must hate your fans almost as much as the Raptors hate theirs.  Maybe more.  Definitely more.

It breaks down like this–the, for lack of a better term, winner will not actually be coaching the Nets.  Instead, he/she will get to spend the day with the Nets, which will include…

• attendance at a morning practice at the Nets training facility
• some team training gear
• lunch with a Nets team executive to be selected by the Nets (hello Assistant to the Travelling Secretary!)
• attendance at the Nets pre-game shoot around, at which Winner will assist coaches with pre-game drills
• pre-game dinner in completely misnamed Winners’ Club restaurant at the Izod Center
• two  premium tickets to the Nets game (suitable for scalping)
• tour of the Nets locker room
• attendance at post-game press conference

If this interests you, or you just hate yourself, enter here, and read the official rules here.

I’d say good luck, but that would just be mean.

[H/T to SB Nation]