Cavs Trying to Set Stupid World Record With Stupider Fleece Blanket

But listen, it’s not just any fleece blanket…it’s the Snuggie, the ridiculous blanket with sleeves that should only be worn by the incredibly lonely, or the person lacking in any taste, dignity or class.

Or possibly 20,562 Cavaliers fans.

Because nothing will keep LeBron James in Cleveland better than a gimmicky promotion by the Cavaliers and KeyBank to break the Guinness World Record for the “largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets.”  Seriously.  I can’t believe that there would even be a world record for such a thing, but apparently there is.

From NBA.com…

An anticipated sellout crowd of 20,562 fans will receive a complimentary limited edition Cleveland Cavaliers Snuggie™ blanket courtesy of KeyBank that will be conveniently draped over every seat in the arena. Fans will be asked to wear their Snuggie™ blanket for the first five minutes of the game. In attendance will be Guinness World Records® Adjudicator Danny Girton who will then officially certify the new record. Once the record is achieved, every fan will receive a commemorative magnet certificate that will acknowledge they are a Guinness World Record holder.

And there you have it.  For the first five minutes of the March 5th game against the Pistons, you too can join 20,000 plus Cavs fans and be a part of the biggest group humiliation to be set in an NBA arena since the last Knicks/Nets game.

[NBA via Deadspin]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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  • BigE

    They are in Cleveland, what do you expect? Going through the list of NBA city’s and my impression of their fan base there are only a few that I think would be caught dead in a snuggie, and Cleveland would be at the top of my list (close to them would be Milwaukee and Minesota).

  • Matt

    JeffG – you are an idiot.

    • http://lastangryfan.com JeffG

      I’d argue if I could. Thanks though for the constructive criticism…

 

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