Playgirl Makes an Offer to Mike Vick and His Junk

If you’re one of those people who sit around and ponder what Mike Vick’s dong looks like (you know who you are), well, you may be in luck.

But I doubt it.

Playgirl, “the primary source for hot nude men,” has confirmed they’ve offered Eagles QB Mike Vick $1 million to pose for their magazine.

The money, of course, wouldn’t go to Vick, but would be donated, on his behalf, to PETA.

“I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday, but we haven’t heard back yet,” a spokesman for the magazine told Life & Style. “I figured he paid back society for dog fighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It’s kind of a win-win situation!”

Like I said, I doubt that Vick would agree to this.  On the surface it does sound like a win-win situation, for Playgirl and PETA maybe.  For Vick, not so much.  I highly doubt that Vick’s handlers and detractors alike would consider a nude spread in Playgirl an integral part in making over Vick’s image.

However, if Vick really wants to show the world his dong, while protecting his rehabbed image, he can always try using the alias “Mike Honcho.”

[Long Island Press via Shutdown Corner, Image]