Your Morning Wood for February 12th

Joe Paterno got his eyes fixed, so he no longer has to wear my grandmother’s large glasses.  Now he looks old AND scary though. [Deadspin]

Shaq doesn’t think Dwight Howard deserves the (stolen) nickname, Superman. [Larry Brown Sports]

Puck Daddy has a funny piece on hockey jersey fouls.  [Puck Daddy]

Sean at 27pitches makes the case that the Pro Football Hall of Fame made a few glaring omissions with this past class. [27pitches]

According to the National Enquirer (question–is the Enquirer now considered reputable, seeing that they broke the story of Tiger’s transgressions?), Tiger Woods thought sex rehab was a joke. [Out of Bounds]

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It’s Friday.  Go on and kick this weekend in the balls.