Your Morning Wood for February 18th

Tiger Woods is finally coming out of hiding on Friday.  Wow, bet that press conference won’t be too contrived. [Deadspin]

Johnny Damon’s wife doesn’t want him to play in Detroit.  What a bitch. [Larry Brown Sports]

Weed at the Sportress of Blogitude gives us the greatest gift in the history of everything–the Baconized Lombardi Trophy.  Bacon–is there anything it can’t do? [Sportress of Blogitude]

David Wright says the Mets can win it all.  In other news, David Wright is officially the most delusional player in baseball. [Boston Herald]

It’s a classic–drunk Steelers fan falling through a car window at their Super Bowl parade. [Unathletic]

Come May, Michigan is banning smoking in all public places–including Comerica Park.  Needless to say, Jim Leyland is none too pleased.  My money’s on Leyland. [The Slanch Report]

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